who i am. what i do. what i like.

a few years ago i wrote these amazing mini essays. (mind you i am now 23.6) i think now i just tell people these crazy ideas instead of writing them down. i have moee friends than i used to.

 

netiquette: by aimee buyea age 19

There are a few simple things to keep in mind to maintain healthy online based relationships. Remember any relationship matters and you should always be courteous and respectful. its is a good idea to always reply to messages even if their is no immediate response necessary, an okay or haha is great, not only does the person know you recieved the message but it shows your appreciation. for your internet based friendship to be a success you should really be friends. stalkers are creepy. its unhealthy to hold ties to said people especially if they don't even like you in real life. be aware of buddy's that can talk from behind away messages or like to go invisible, something sketchy is up. but most importantly never plan to meet or marry an internet based friend. it is not safe, they are mostly likely 40 and plan to rape and kill you.


synth pop is amazing: by aimee buyea age 19

  i love synth pop a lot. it uses electronic, often computerized, beats to create hot dancable tunes. synth pop was popular in the 80's with bands like Devo and Depeche Mode. synth pop often contains synthesizers or moogs and drum machines. modern synth pop often contains traditional instrumentation like guitars and drums. some favorite synth pop bands are: Ima Robot, the Sounds, Gravy Train, the Capricorns, the postal service, the Gritty Midi Band, atom and his package, le tigre, the Unicorns, and the faint. There is also a more ambienent form of synth pop, such bands include sigur ros, local favorite sleeping kings of iona, my bloody valentine, and air. i like to call this type of synth pop sleepy muzak. Although i like it a lot it is so calming and relaxing that it makes me tired, causing me to yawn often.

 

why gold is tacky: by aimee buyea age 19.5

gold is tacky, sorry it just is. anyone who wears gold is by default a horrible dresser and loses my respect. gold looks cheap even if it isn't. most people can't afford real quality gold so even if it is real people will assume its crap by default. about 2/3 of the us production of gold comes from south dakota and nevada, nuff said. buy silver maybe white gold but thats pushing it. and as the basis for global monetary systems it is the root of capitalism and all greed and evil in the world. its atomic number is 74, impressive I think not.

 

FYI : I am actually a robot: by aimee buyea age 19.5

i hate to break it to you like this. you see my parents can't conceive so my mom got really depressed and my dad loving her so went to robot college and built her a large robot family so she felt selffulfilled, thats why me and my siblings are so spread apart as it takes awhile for him to build one of us. that's also why she hates me the most as i am the oldest model and the hardest to keep up, an upgrade was too hard as my processors and RAM couldn't handle it and apparently i'm not worth investing in. dad is surprised i have lasted this long. my robot tendencies also explain why i have a soft spot for computer based music and synth pop-its in my blood err...oil and why i have great computer programming skills, logic and a cold metal heart.